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BLUE TEAM LEADERCDR NEWT-ICOP |
RED TEAM LEADERCDR THUNDER |
VADM SPARKS |
FADM STERN (ADM WB) |
RDML PHANTOM |
ADM PAUL |
RDML SWORDFISH |
CAPT MICK |
CDR TRAINZMANIAC |
LTJG DAYAN |
LTJG BARONDRIFTER |
ENS MAVERICK |
| RETURN TO THE WAR SITE |
Competition begins. This morning, Blue Team Commander recieved an EAM message tasking Blue Team with a difficult and dangerous Seal Insertion mission on the remote Easter Island. Intel leaked to Red Team Commander who will, of course, be on the look out for any agitated waters surrounding the island. To follow...
Well,well now. Blue Team was successfull in landing 2 seal teams, and further more, they already started to annoy the population by blowing up stuff. Let's see if nature can be on the villager's side and help out in stopping this invasion.
Today, Easter Island's Mayor Ziggy Iguany sent his Dogs of War in the forest maze surrounding the village to apply the 3 "F" treatment to the invaders: Find them, Feel them, Fixe them. No doubt that the lizard population will fire up the B-B-Q and have a liberation party tonight. Oh, by the way, cautus juice is on the Blue Team...
Cactus juice is flowin' as Red Team celebrates it's first victory. As promised, Easter Island's Mayor Ziggy Iguany opened a brand new case of the good stuff (some say it was left behing by the Blue Taem) as the fireworks were lighting up the sky. In an epic speech, the Mayor congratulated Red Team for pushing the invaders back to where they came from. "Hakuna matata, no problemo!" responded Red Team Leader CDR Thunder. Then, he unexpectedly refered to the opposing team as "The Uglies". Personnaly, I was unaware something uglier than an iguana actually existed, but I have to take the Commander's word for that. Bet this thing isn't over yet! Something fishy I can smell....
While Ziggy's Dogs of War infiltrated Blue Team's sub pens in an attempt to blow up a few tincans, "The Uglies" where crawling back to the Island through the infested swamps of Crocodile Alley.
Red Team managed to send both subs down the drain in a costly but victorious mission. All but one came back from the boonies. Blue Team just came in flashing their new aligator skin shoes. Now I foresee trouble coming from the League of Orphan Crocodiles Unlimited...
This morning at roll call, 2 members of Blue Team were missing. A phone call was immediatly put through to FADM Stern's office. Within minutes, HQ recieved a priority message from Red Team stating that they too had 2 officers missing. ADM Wallbanger was immediatly called in but assure the FADM that he had nothing to do with the disappearance of the 4 GNSF Officers... Still, the FADM gave him his famous stare and ADM Wallbanger burst into laughter and quickly fled the FADM's office. ADM Wallbanger was later seen at the junkyard inquiring about some old rusted russian tincans... Hummm....
Conversation from a phone tap. Origin unknowned.
CDR Newt-icop: The ADM hates us.
CDR Thunder: Don't take it personnal.
CDR Newt-icop: This is insane. Forcing us to dive in these old outdated russian kilos... Mine leaks from everywhere. I'm standing in 2 inches of water as we speak.
CDR Thunder: Don't complain. Mine can only run on batteries. Where's the Energizer Bunny when we need it... lol.
CDR Newt-icop: I'm telling you. The ADM hates us...
CDR Thunder: No he doesn't hate us. He hates YOU!
CDR Newt-icop: Smart ass...
Forced to go to battle with old russian tubs, Red team managed to triangulate position on the two Blue subs and blew them out of the water. Now the question is: in what crooked and devious situation will the ADM put the Teams in for the next mission?
Seems some joker found it funny to weld the 2 inch think steel armory door shut. All that is left is a few MP5's with some clips on a table beside the door... Old russians junk, now MP5's... What is this turning into?
ONE SINGLE MEMBER of Blue Team surprised the gallery by knocking out 2 Red Team spec ops flappers, bringing the score back to an even 40 points across. ADM Wallbanger said that he might have to rely on some friends of his to settle this. He refused to be specific about who he was talking about, but we heard a big and happy Arrgghhh coming from the back of the room as someone exited in the hurry.
I don't believe this. Those ?&%$%??(*&#@ ugly smelly ingrowned toe nailed big nosed pieces of dog pooh are back. Yes, I'm talking about those piratical immoral alcoolic representatives of the humanity's lowest instinct... the Brotherhood of the Coast... and they set foot on GNSF ground again. But they will be easy to find... just follow the smell...
Once upon a time, there was a fort, not the Alamo, not the one with all the gold bullions, but an ordinary fort, with a few sheds inside...
"Come on, let’s get the hell out of here", Longjohn said while pacing like a madman
"Relax, just get up on the wall and keep an eye out, it will only take me a couple of minutes to set these charges", Lafitte barked.
As the insane pirate started to set up the spider web of demo charges, Longjohn called out.
"So, tell me again why the hell we are here waiting to be killed?"
Shaking his head, Lafitte replied,
"We are here to let the GNSF know we have not forgotten about them. When they occupy this fort for their training exorcises, they will blow themselves to pieces. Now for the love of rum will you relax, no one will be coming for a long time. Now get down here and pass me the detonator control unit."
As Long john came down from the wall at almost the speed of light, he walked up Lafitte and yelled,
"You can’t have the unit, because Onethumb has it, and he isn’t coming. Oh, and by the way, the GNSF are coming over the hill and I don’t think they are in play mode!"
As his face grew red, Lafitte replied in a low but angry voice.
"What do you mean he isn’t coming, he is our ride out of here and I need that unit!"
"Well, when you shot at that GNSF sentry and missed, he radioed it in. Now they are swarming the EVAC zone and two thumbs had to pull out.", Longjohn replied.
As Lafitte's head started to swell and grow reader, he mumbled,
"What do you mean HE ISNT COMING?"
As Longjohn drew a breath, Lafitte shook his head and said,
"OK, let’s find somewhere to hide and kill us a few GNSF..... and don’t even think about saying I told you so!"
Although the BotC had a little mishap at start (Lafitte managed to mishandle a Claymore mine killing Long John and injuring himself), CDR Thunder masterminded a plan that his Red Team executed perfectly. They played it smart, as a team, and kicked butts... Now let's hope that this will put a damper on these arrogant pirates loud mouths for a change... Now it is the turn of the Blue Team to shove that arrogance down the BOTC's throat!
Report in from Blue Team... Close encounter with claymores... BOTC turned in a complaint as the ROE forbid anykind of grenade launchers, but as they are not cowards, they decided to play anyway and blow the GNSF away, avenging their earlier lost thanks to Lafitte mishandling a Claymore...
Blue Team made quick minced meat out of Red Team in an epic dive, where there torps had eyes, and the Red's were blind as a bat! Not that I want to diminish the expertise of the Blue Team members (who managed to evade everything throwned at them), but lady luck stuck a finger out on Red Team... Oh well, next time. CONGRATULATION BLUE TEAM.